Ladies, Eat More Burgers!
Ladies, are you fans of the NBC show, 'The Apprentice?"
Well, some just like to watch because of the celebrities and
the fights they get into. And there are just as many who won"t
watch because of the host--The Donald, aka Donald Trump.
Whichever camp you"re in doesn'the really matter,
but what does matter is that you eat Mr. Trump's favorite food.
What is it? Cheeseburgers!
And why should you eat more cheeseburgers, you ask?
Because, they help you think faster and increase your
ability to concentrate.
You see, women menstruate and that lowers iron levels,
and lower levels of this vital mineral can result in
Fuzzy thinking and an inability to concentrate.
And if you're postmenopausal, you'll also need a boost in
iron levels.
So ladies, are you showing signs of being a scatterbrain
and just not interested in work or conversations.
Well, become more like The Donald (and Gayle King)
and eat more cheeseburgers.
Important tip, skip the fries, the buns and the soft drinks,
These things will only deplete your iron levels, increase
blood sugar levels and increase your weight.
And lastly, if you're like Ellen D. (a vegetarian) and not
Donald Trump, eat more spinach and lentils.
Both contain iron and are plant-based.
The new season of The Apprentice starts Jan. 4th. on NBC.
Good Luck!
JGib--
RedCarpetRxs!
Ladies, are you fans of the NBC show, 'The Apprentice?"
Well, some just like to watch because of the celebrities and
the fights they get into. And there are just as many who won"t
watch because of the host--The Donald, aka Donald Trump.
Whichever camp you"re in doesn'the really matter,
but what does matter is that you eat Mr. Trump's favorite food.
What is it? Cheeseburgers!
And why should you eat more cheeseburgers, you ask?
Because, they help you think faster and increase your
ability to concentrate.
You see, women menstruate and that lowers iron levels,
and lower levels of this vital mineral can result in
Fuzzy thinking and an inability to concentrate.
And if you're postmenopausal, you'll also need a boost in
iron levels.
So ladies, are you showing signs of being a scatterbrain
and just not interested in work or conversations.
Well, become more like The Donald (and Gayle King)
and eat more cheeseburgers.
Important tip, skip the fries, the buns and the soft drinks,
These things will only deplete your iron levels, increase
blood sugar levels and increase your weight.
And lastly, if you're like Ellen D. (a vegetarian) and not
Donald Trump, eat more spinach and lentils.
Both contain iron and are plant-based.
The new season of The Apprentice starts Jan. 4th. on NBC.
Good Luck!
JGib--
RedCarpetRxs!
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